A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Most Functional English Word Well, it's shit...that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.
Examples: You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, Find a place for your shit, Or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between Shit and Shinola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shits creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!
The formal and fancy way to say: feces, excrements, stool and etc.
Veterinarian: unfortunately, we found worms in your Dog’s shit.
The brown turd that comes out of the rear end of your body
Dude1: Man, I feel like shit Dude2: You feel like poop? Dude1: What? No you idiot I just feel bad Dude2: *shoots* I never liked poop anyways
The most adaptable word in the English dictionary You can take a shit You can say shit when your angry or frustrated You can feel shitty Be shitty Act shitty Look shitty Give a shit Or not give a shit You can have shit Throw shit Hoard shit Carry shit Have to much shit Have to little shit Have no shit Sling shit Talk shit Fight about shit Fight shittily
teacher- "And now you know, shit is the base of our English language!"
Usually is a stronger word for crap, or it can be used to explain things that are screwed up.
Man, this is shit cuz it doesn't make sense and is freakin baloney.
A pastey brown waste that's released from the anus to make a person feel better.
Chad took a Shit on Kiersten's pussy rubbed his dick in it then made her lick it off! Chad took a Shit in Kiersten's bed while he was poundin her pussy last night! Kiersten took a Shit on Chad's desk when she found out he was fucking Mackenzie in her apartment while she was working overtime!
The richest word in English. It can be used to maney things.
1) Geographical position - Where's that SHIT? 2) Geographical position 2 - At 21 o'clock, I'm leaving this SHIT. 3) Adjective - You're SHIT. 4) Quantitative auxiliary - I work to hell and I don't get SHIT. 5) Profissional specialization - He only makes SHIT. 6) MBA - He makes a lot of SHIT. 7) Synonym of coward - He is a piece of SHIT. 8) Admiration - Holy SHIT. 9) Question - You made shit, right? 10) Visual indicator - I can't see SHIT. 11) Specie indicator - What does this SHIT think he is? 12) Mess indicator - Everything is SHIT. 13) Job - If you reading so far, it means you aren't doing SHIT.