A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your English teacher tells your class in the beginning of the day that you will do a worksheet in class the next day, but then decides to change her mind at the last minute of the school day, and ony tells the last class.
Me: What happened over the past night was bullshit! Friend: It sure as Hell was
Method of torture in with the genetalia is covered in honey. A beekeeper the releases thousands of bees onto the penis. Then, he blows an airhorn at it, angering the bees, and causing the to sting the penis. Used as a sentence to a rape crime.
Judge: I sentence this man to the Benis! Person: No! Not the Benis! Judge: You should've though of that before raping that 10 year old!
When a pregnant Mexican woman is hoisted by a rope, and local children bash her womb with sticks like a Piñata. Causes blunt force trauma to the fetus and kills it.
Peter's mom went to get a Mexican Abortion, but that failed and made him retarded