Country Dictionary

nut cracker

Sitting down improperly which causes your sack and legs to fall up strangely. You squish your nut(s) between your two legs to cause a pain like you've never felt before

I sat down too fast and gave myself a nut cracker. It was 2 weeks before I could walk again

brown thunder

The sound manifested by late night shits combined with farts and toilet bowl acoustics.

Man, last night, I crept into the bathroom to take a dump. I ripped a nice juicy one into the bowl. Oh man, the sound. Woke the whole neighborhood up. It was some SERIOUS brown thunder

goatsa

The mythical female goatse...

Dude, you think Goatse is something? You could FIT Goatse up Goatsa's asshole!

Godsmack

Bad karma

Billy got Jane preggers and left her. But Billy got godsmacked.. He got herpes from Jill the next week!