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Wonk

Flatulence that unintentionally erupts from your urethra. Can be in sudden short bursts or in long trails of gas.

Person 1: "Dude did you just wonk?"
Person 2: "Nah man it wasn't me I swear!"
Person 1: "Man you just farted out your dick!"

by Dav131 December 02, 2014