Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Fist to fist

Fighting with no weapons, fist to fist.

Flip a coin, 50-50, When the guns go away you're gonna have to fist to fist me. - Kano. I didn't have my knife so I had to go fist to fist with that cracker.

by DaveG217 September 10, 2006

Tommy K

English slang word for Tomato Ketchup

*Damn, I spilled Tommy K everywhere

by DaveG217 May 20, 2006

Nah, im straight

A phrase used in place of the word "no", especially when answering a stupid question. It also implies that the question asker is gay, as they divulged in the activity they are inquiring about.

Example 1: Dude 1: Did you go to the cinema last night? Dude 2: Nah, im straight... Dude 1: Damn! Example 2: Dude 1: Have you got Cher's new album? Dude 2: Nah, im straight... Dude 3: Owned!

by DaveG217 May 20, 2006

No that's you!

A phrase used to reply to an insult sarcastically or in a manner that would frustrate your foe, especially when you don't have anything else to say. Used best in chat rooms or multiplayer computer games. The phrase comes from the small community of Kempshott, where it was used in excess by a small group of teenagers know as the "K-crew".

Geek 1: You got owned... Dude 1: No that's you! Geek 2: Shup up! Dude 1: No that's you! Teen 1:Your wack at football K crew member: No that's you!

by DaveG217 June 08, 2006

Long ting

A phrase used to describe something that: a) Takes a long time b) Is tedious or stressful c) Doesn't interest you Originates from London.

a) Guy 1: Shall we walk to College? Guy 2: Nah that's a long ting b) Guy 1: I've got to do 17 pages of Coursework by tomorrow. Guy 2: That's a long ting. c) Girl 1: Shall we go to the Cinema? I want to see Snakes on a plane Guy 1: Nah that's a long ting

by DaveG217 September 10, 2006

Ones

Slang term from being on your own.

Looks like im on my ones then...

by DaveG217 September 05, 2006

Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you. The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4! *She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 20, 2006