Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

monican

A member of an underground rebel organization who communicate through telepathy-enabling technology and are led by the Handler.

A skilled warrior, named Æon Flux, is a member of the Monicans.

by DeCryptIcon February 08, 2022

tastienos

Subatomic particles that orbit the tasty atom which enhance flavor. The more tastienos, the better it tastes.

Dude you got maximum tastienos into this deal.

by DeCryptIcon October 10, 2021

Tacosis

When it's been too long since you've gorged yourself on tacos. Your blood/hot sauce ratio drops to critical levels and your body reacts by going into Tacosis. Symptoms include irritability, bouncing leg, repetitive side-eye, and an obsession with checking how long until it's Tuesday.

Why is Jan fidgeting with that packet of taco sauce and yelling at everyone? She's gonna have bitchy Tacosis until she decimates a Fuzzy Bangin' Shrimp Taco Plate...

by DeCryptIcon March 10, 2022

Trimalimbadingdong

The act of getting drunk and trimming tree limbs with a pole saw plus extension so long your forearm muscles beg for mercy.

What time is it? It's trimalimbadingdong time! Dude RIP your arms

by DeCryptIcon June 04, 2022

Gallery Shirt

A shirt of art down to every stitch.

The Chambers Project is a fine purveyor of art you can wear, just never wear a Gallery Shirt to dinner.

by DeCryptIcon July 14, 2023

Summer-Love

The excitement of finishing a school year and having 3 months off of the best weather to mess around freely. A trip to the lake and you set gaze on someone that completely wrecks whatever else you had going through your mind as eyes match. Intensity squared. By the end of summer the rot sets in and with the reality of another school year starting and things start falling apart. The relationship ends as the rubber meets the road. Inside you're left with memories overflowing into a bottomless pit of despair. Everything comes to an end, but some ends are more painful than others. It's the intensity of summer love that keeps me coming back for more. And the candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long. This is Summer-Love.

Why does that guy look so devastated? His Summer-Love just dumped him while he was changing his life to follow her into the eternity which was the depth of their connection.

by DeCryptIcon February 17, 2022

Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome

When you wore a pager and were on call 24/7 for so many years that your hip still buzzes occasionally even though you no longer wear a pager.

Oh man my hip won't stop vibrating where I used to wear my pager all the time! Dude you have Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome, just let it goooooo.

by DeCryptIcon February 21, 2022