Country Dictionary

jellyfish

The result of masturbation (male) in the bath.

I had to take a shower after the bath 'cos I got jellyfish in my hair.

Ringpieced

To be utterly shitfaced

20 bottles of Diamond White? You must have been ringpieced!

Beer Armour

An invisible protective aura that prevents one from feeling any pain whilst shitfaced.

Drink a case then walk into a lamppost to find out for yourself.

Quantum Jelly

Jelly which is both on the knife, in the jar and on the toast. You can't tell which cause by looking, you'll change the outcome.

Dang, I hate Quantum Jelly!