A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep
Liam Thompson: "Annoying bed, noun, a bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep. Let's make one"
When someone is so confident in winning a race or any other competition, that they dance in front of the finish line due to believing they'll cross it first. It is known to not end well for the "winner" as another competitor usually takes the "winner's" place right before they cross the finish line.
As a wise man once said: "winner's dance is a lie. It's the second place dance."
Joinen: "Winner's dance, colon, noun, did not win; but *did* dance. It's an activity actually. It's what you- It's a- It's a verb. It's a thing that you do. Uh, which is to not win, but to dance."
A person that is more creative at night.
Mackenzie: Oh, Fred, what if I paint a painting of a castle and knights with an amazing beautiful gradient as the background sky and... Oh! No, what if I made a sculpture of a grand horse and gave it to my mom for her birthday... Or, or, or what if I make a-
Fred: OMG MACKENZIE IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING WHY ARE YOU A CREATIVE NIGHTER? LET. ME. SLEEP.
Mackenzie: :'(
An exclamation that you may use after your gummy bears eat your stove
Karen: Hey Don, we gotta pay those bills or else we-
Don; WHY DID YOU LET GUMMY BEARS EAT MY STOVE HONEY?