Country Dictionary

Soft Foodle

When your hitting it from the back and your dick gets floppy.

Dude #1: Hey bro how did it go with your bae last night. Dude #2: I got a soft foodle half way through.

McDonalds Drive-Thru

That one asshole that you meet in the drive thru when you order 15 Big Macs and all that he gives you is 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets and the douchbag says have a nice day so you flick him off.

McDouch: Hello sir I mean mam here is your order. Customer: uh thanks sir. McDouch: Your welcome mam. (In Private) Customer: What the fuck man he gave me 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets. I'm going to go order again inside. What a douchy McDonalds Drive-Thru (Customer goes inside) Customer: Hey I'll take 15 Big Macs to go. McDouch: Here you go sir I mean mam. That will be 20 bucks. Customer: Ugh ok here. McDouch: Thanks mam.

Chugart

When your at the bar drinking whiskey and you fart and the whole bar can smell it.

Guy #1: Dude how was it at the bar last night? Guy #2: I had a really big chugart and everyone felt it.

Barney Fife

The dumbest asshole on the Andy Griffith show

Barney Fife almost shot himself on the show

Socka Suity

Your very first pack of condoms that your mom buys for you.

Mom: Here you go son. Son: What is it. Mom: It's your first Socka Suity. Son: Ew gross.