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Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.

Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking

A rubber materiol type of hood used on both a penis or a pussy so that it can prevent pegnancy or unwanted STDs

"I aint havin sex without getting strapped.... I don't want no child..

Something matt leinart dosnt no how to use

That sound u hear when ur puttin ur kid in its car seat...Click-clack Don't be silly wrap ur willy Condoms are cheaper then diapers

a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.

condoms are cheaper than diapers. play safe, accidents cause people sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom. the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.

What broke last night.

Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.

Savior to many who fear child support.

Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point

A rain jacket for your penis.

"Dad, what's a condom?" "Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis." "Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"