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Defcon

DEFCON 5 Normal peacetime readiness DEFCON 4 Normal, increased intelligence and strengthened security measures DEFCON 3 Increase in force readiness above normal readiness DEFCON 2 Further Increase in force readiness, but less than maximum readiness DEFCON 1 Maximum force readiness.

The nuclear bomb threat put us in defcon 1.

by deadmanwalking May 04, 2005

bitch circus

The ability of a group of women at a table to block out all male communication by gossiping across the table to each other from various points.

"Dude, the party yesterday was epic, but you were major quiet!" "I couldn't hear a thing thanks to the chicks having their Bitch Circus around us"

by DeadManWalking October 15, 2013

the crow

One of the worst movies i have ever seen....terrible acting and story. Brandon lee sucks ...i dont care if hes dead , he was a bad actor

Joe: did you see that movie "the crow" Bob: yeah it really sucked ass

by deadmanwalking May 07, 2005

Cock-Jocked

The art of being so enslaved by the penis that she will do anything that the owner of the penis tells her too. Considered to be the opposite of pussy whipped.

Yo, can you believe that his girl will do anything he tells to? Seriously, she goes yesterday and drove 120miles because he felt like a ice-cream sundae. She was late for work, all he did was give her a go. Yeah dude, she's been properly Cock-Jocked!!

by DeadManWalking February 15, 2018