A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dragon fruit girl is a woman that on the exterior looks exotic and enticing, is expensive to aquire, and stands out in the crowd... however when you peel away the veneer you find nothing of any substance. On the inside she's pasty, pithy and so very bland.
Chris : Did you hookup last night with that woman I saw you talking to ? Dave : yeah I did, but when I got her to my place and we started to get it on I found out that she's just another dragonfruit girl.... Chris : That sucks, what a waste of time
When a person is looking at a large display of unfamiliar vegetables and fruits, and does not know what they are.... then exclaims "what the crop? "
When Mason and I were at the market in Thailand and saw all the strange-looking veggies and fruits, he yelled "what the crop? " It really cracked me up!!
When a woman is having a particularly heavy menstrual flow.
Mindy: "Why are you so grumpy today?" Diane: "I got Carrie all up in my ass!"
When a sista's usually straightened hair begins to get curlly and/or kinky.
Girl! What is up with your head?? I know.... I haven't had time to get to the salon.... uuggghh.... my hair is going home!!