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The most idiotic and ignorant person alive. Paden's are always into literature and are huge Shakespeare fans. Most often times Paden's are also lesbian. They have a short temper and think they're the smartest people alive.
Person 1: Yo what class you got next? Person 2: Paden bro. Person 1: Damn you have to read the boringass Shakespeare. Person 2: Yeah, and yesterday she was watching some "Hot Pool Scene" video. Gayass Paden.