Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

School

Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives

Guy 1: you know what school stands for
Guy 2: what
Guy1: read the definition

by Definitelynotmyrealname December 04, 2019

Nice Guy

Nick

1: No more mr Nick guy
2: don’t you mean mr nice guy?
1: no mr nick guy

by Definitelynotmyrealname December 04, 2019

April

It’s snowing and no one fucking knows why

Guy 1: yo why is it snowing
Guy 2: it’s April
Guy 1: it’s FUCKING SPRING

by Definitelynotmyrealname December 04, 2019

The Fucking Point

The point of no-return where a conversation or interaction has turned and it is pretty much mutually agreed that both parties will fuck later in the night.

"Man, why are you here talking to us when Jessica is over there?!"

"Ah it's alright, we've reached The Fucking Point, now I've just gotta wait."

by DefinitelyNotMyRealName September 01, 2012

Achmed

No one remembers Achmed

Who the fuck is Achmed

by Definitelynotmyrealname December 04, 2019