A fork of Rural Dictionary
The post-cake consumption state in which the body is either unable, unwilling or just lethargic in its movements. Most typically associated with the consumption of mass quantities of chocolate cake, cake paralysis is absolutely a real condition.
That was great, but now I am suffering from a mad case of the cake paralysis.
Temporary paralytic condition typically afflicting someone who consumed too much cheese.
All that pepper jack cheese gave me Babybel's Palsy.