Country Dictionary

running exploders

The act of making a b-line for the shitter before having a massive load of beef stew fill your panties.

1-After eating at Taco Bell, Scott had a bad case of the running exploders.

2-Holy shit! I think I just blew the back of the toilet out with my running exploders.

Salapeno

Jalapeno with salmonella.

Holy shit! I just tasted salapeno in my nachos!

Hunior Mints (SP)

In Spanish they pronounce their "J's" as an "H" hence the name HUNIOR MINTS.

Omg! *spanish accent* These Hunior Mints (SP) are spec-fuckin-tacular!


Jesus = Hesus, Jump = Hump, Juice = Huice (hoou-ice), Janitor = Hanitor, Jello = Hello