Country Dictionary

Being another pseudo-dialect like "Ebonics", coplish is police talk and English mixed together. For example, the phrase, "at this particular time" or "at this particular location" is used quite a bit, when they could just say "now" or "here" instead. Things that happen are "incidents." People are "subjects." Cars are "vehicles." Discuss becomes "advise."

"At this particular time we advised the subject that the perpetrator had fled the scene at this particular location and we would have to keep them updated on the incident," said the officer to the victim, speaking fluent coplish.

To take drugs in order to win an athletic competition, such as the 2006 Tour de France.

I had to Landis in order to win that big race!

To die from autoerotic asphyxiation.

Yo, that teenage kid, Bill, down the street.. they found him hung up in his basement naked. He must have carradined!!

An expression used by someone who has just done or said something very stupid.

Drat! I forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis into the light socket! Duh football!!

An expression used upon doing something hare-brained or stupid.

Egads! I completely forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis across those bare wires, duh football!

The scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack. Your nuts.

I went up and asked that ho out and she kicked me in the nad pack!

A game kids (mostly boys) used to play on the playground where they stand with their feet shoulder width apart whilst throwing a pocket knife point down between their own feet. The boy who gets closest wins. Getting the knife in your foot is an automatic win.

You remember Jim Bob Cletus Scroggins? He got all them scars on his foot by playin' mumblypeg!