A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who has a MASSIVE ego. Usually they think they are the shit and just can't stop talking. Ever. They are incapable of keeping their mouth shut and never run out of steam, especially when talking about themselves. Derived from Robert Fulton, who is widely credited with developing the first commercially successful steamboat.
Mom: Hey, honey, how was your day? Son: Sucked total balls, Mom. Some lard ass Fulton kept harassing me all day about how awesome he was, so I socked him in the face during third period. Mom: .... Son: Hey, that bitch had it comin'!
unless you are a child protected from what is the horrid thing of reality you know the world is not so happy. by about ten you learn that life sucks unless you happen to be Bill Gates or Seinfeld and the like But you learn that you don't have to be rich or famous to be happy. no it is the little things that make us happy like a smile or a laugh. it is the little things we live for - a bite of candy, a new Angry Birds high score. In the end you know you learn what it is important: It is the little things that matter And the little things are what make us happy. - Derek
1. I found happiness when I found a bunch of free coupons. WOOT