A fork of Rural Dictionary
A exotic name for that dude in the Torah aka the "old testamemt" known for going around and talking about g-d.
ELIYAHU HANAVIIIII!!! ELIYAHU HANISHVIIIIIII!!! Eliyahu! Eliyahu! And other parts of the song I song horribllllle
Eh. Why does my name have to be Elliot. Eliyahu is easy better! So exotic and Jewy!
Verb
1. To get ripped off. Like BADLY.
2. To get absolutely horribly fucked over so much so that it makes you want to grab the newest newborn and choke the life out of it. Not that the writer of the entry endorses that kind of fun activity, but at the same time, the writer of this entry does in fact acknowledge the pain caused this type of BS we all despise and has made sure to describe it accurately enough so much so, that this is the kind of nightmare grammar shitstorm the average english teacher would make sure the whole infant choking situation a kind of "choke one, get one choked free" sort of deal.
3. The combination of "Gamestop" as in the awful corporation that causes beloved things like Steam to be born and "stopped" in this context to mean "stopped" from getting good value, a good deal, a good use of one's time, etc.
1. Those mofos at Plato's Closet gamestopped me bad! Or at least they attempted to! I left those fuckers long ago. Fuck, I'll just sell it myself online or donate it! What a waste of all sorts of resources!
2. I was in a rush to buy sandels so I stopped by some old dude's claustrophobic mess he calls a store and got something there without thinking. Got gamestopped soooo badly!
A copycat organization of Black Lives Matter to promote respect for cops and if perhaps named completely different, would not be regarded as an eye roll for the Black Lives Matter movement, kinda like a copycat store from China. All this makes people wonder whether they actually care about police lives (they could have come sooner) or just out to make trouble. Rolling it out right after the Black Lives Matter movement was not only insulting, but a terrible PR move as with such copying of the original movement into what is now seen as an indirect movement against them does not make there position seem stronger, but a lot weaker. Likely, had it been named differently and came out way before the ORIGINAL BLM movement, maybe it would be a lot more popular. But given that did not happen, it is no surprise it's not taken seriously by many.
"We are sick of all this racial profiling/stereotyping! What's so hard to g- *rudely interrupted*
"YOU ARE ALL TERRORIST RIOTERS BECAUSE SOME RANDOM BLOGGER I FOLLOW SAID SO! IMMA CALL 911 ON ALL OF Y'ALL! BLUE LIVES MATTER!"
"What? We legit have data and studies to back us up. We are not against all police or anybody, we just want to defend out own liv-" *Gets rudely interrupted again*
"WELL, I GOT MY BLOGGER, MY FRIENDS, MY CHURCH, MY POLICE BUDDIES, AND EVERY NON BLACK FOLK I KNOW SAYING OTHERWISE! AND SINCE I BELIEVE I'M RIGHT, I LIKELY AM! PLUS LOOK AT THIS DATA FROM A CHRISTIAN RESEARCH CENTER I FOUND ON FACEBOOK! WE ALSO HAVE A WEBSITE! LOOK!"
"....Perhaps that has a sort of bias? I mean, our movement came first one, and two, we had our own website long before that I doubt you even bothered to look at. Also, our data is from university research as well as gov't-" *once again, rudely interrupted*
"YOU LIBERALS! YOU FOOLS YOU KNOW NOTHING! YOU HEAR ME! YOU SHOULD HAVE RESPECT! AND NOT SHOUT OR INTERRUPT YOUR ELDER! 911! 911!!!!!"
"Can't we just love and accept e-" *you can already guess what happened. And good cause I quit as writer of this so enjoy the following from a new writer*
(Hi, I'm the new writer. The rest of this is a 2 hour ramble by the Blue LM dude basically saying the same points and though everyone walked away by now, his buddy the mirror is still there, backing him up and agreeing 100% every sentence)
Similar to a yoke in a sence that like to an ox it's a way of guiding somebody to do good with their life. It would be popularly marketed with something like #mitzvah and @superjew, it's basically a good deed but with more value to the soul. Also mentioned constantly in the Jewish world alongside words like Hashem, kosher, Bernie, and Wall Street.
Already have too much money? Do a mitzvah! Donate to some random charity!
It was fun to volunteer with my yeshivah for the local homeless shelter! #mitzvah #BaruchHashem #BecauseWeAreLakewoodSoWeAre etterThanAll
Those people from Lakewood think they are so great because they worked for a rushed hour to help the homeless while shitting on any other organization that helped out even though they put WAY more effort! Why don't they do the mitzvah of learning to STFU!