A fork of Rural Dictionary
Popping wood when thinking about an impending occasion where you're guaranteed to get ass. It can range anywhere from a semi to a full on rager, often depending on how hot the girl is and how close you are to go time.
I got an anticipatory boner when thinking about how I'm going to smash that girl on Saturday night.
Eric Maynor's game-winning shot in the first round of the 2007 NCAA tournament against Duke. With the game tied at 77, Maynor hit a pull up jumper with just 1.8 seconds left to give VCU a two point lead that held up as the final margin. Duke haters everywhere rejoiced, as the Blue Devils were knocked out in the first round. To watch this glorious moment, simply search "Eric Maynor" on YouTube.
Duke had a down year in 2007, but the Duke Dagger was still great to watch, as Eric Maynor took down the mighty Blue Devils with a single shot.
Alternate term for breasts. Usually used if a woman has larger than normal breasts.
Matt's kryptonite is girls with massive chest beefers. He simply can't resist them.
Old definition: To be fired for losing to Sylvester Croom's lousy Mississippi State Bulldogs that went only 9-25 from 2004-06. New definition: To get your ass kicked by Sylvester Croom's newer, more talented Bulldogs that are no longer the biggest joke in the SEC.
Old definition: Ron Zook and Mike Shula got Croomed from Florida and Alabama, respectively. New definition: Mississippi State Croomed the state of Alabama this year, as the Bulldogs beat Alabama, Auburn, and UAB. There isn't a better example of pwnage of a single state in college football than that.
Weapon X is the nickname for arguably the best safety in the NFL today, Philadelphia Eagle Brian Dawkins. Dawkins is a six time Pro Bowler who has roamed the middle of the field for the Eagles for 11 years and still is as good as ever. Weapon X can do it all: hard hits, interceptions, sacks, pass defense, and even the occasional touchdown. Simply put, the dude is NASTY! Guys like Santana Moss, Terrell Owens, and Plaxico Burress have to change their pants before facing the Eagles because they shit themselves just looking at Dawkins. Weapon X is a surefire Hall of Famer within the next ten years.
Brian Dawkins, aka Weapon X, is one of the best safeties to ever play the game. To see an awesome highlight video of his greatness, go to YouTube and search for "Weapon X."
The lines on a woman's face which indicate that she is a mom. Most likely, these lines are a result of the toll brought on from carrying, bearing, and raising a child or children. You can find these lines on the inside of the cheek, right above the mouth.
Me: Bro, I've gotten really good at identifying moms on dating apps. Buddy: How do you do that? Me: Look at the face closely. If you see mom lines, she most likely has kids.
The best kind of hand in poker. A straight flush involves someone having five suited connectors as their hand. For instance, a hand of 4-5-6-7-8 of diamonds is a straight flush. The top straight flush, 10 to ace, is called a royal flush and is the absolute pinnacle of poker.
I thought I had a nut flush, but Bryan rivered a straight flush and took home the pot.