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Got Splacked

Saying that someone lost a fight very badly (perceived as a knockouts) or has been jumped by more than one person. Usually used to promote the "winner" of the fight and to embarrass the "loser". (This could happen to one, if one is chilling in the "wrong neighborhood" knowing one is not suppose to be there because one had somehow offended people in the past.)

Jerome: Remember Terio from gym class? Ryan: Yeah the big kid with the afro? Jerome: Well, I heard he's been texting my gf so I came up to him and asked him if he knew who I was and when he said yes, I straight up splacked him side of the head and he dropped in the middle of the cafeteria. Ryan: Damn son! That n*gga got splacked for real. Remind me next time not to mess with you.

by Dfrenchpirate December 11, 2015

Saucin'

When you are flirting with women in order to make them want you.

-How'd it go with that chick last night? -Oh, man. She didn't give me anything even though I was saucin'. -Damn son, you gotta learn how to spit the sauce.

by Dfrenchpirate October 05, 2015

DUMB

Slightly different meanings to the original adjective "dumb". Which, can be used on other adjectives and words to give them a more grandiose meaning. Definitions: The best, Crazy, Amazing, Large, Successful(ly), Unexplainable(y), Stupid, Easily. All these definitions are considered positive.

Jimmy: Dude, I lost the keys to my house, my mom is going to kill me. Fred: Don't worry bro, I know this dumb locksmith, he has the house keys of everyone in this neighborhood. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drake "Dropped outta school, now we dumb rich." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Author: The fluffy coat that Beyonce is wearing in that GIF is the dumb.

by Dfrenchpirate June 06, 2016

shlumpt

When you got sh*t wasted too fast and cannot consume anymore.

-Bro let's get more beers! -Brah I'm shlumpt.

by Dfrenchpirate October 05, 2015

Shut your hole up

The polite way of saying Shut the f*ck up.

Johnny: Hey, Marie! Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more. Marie: Shut your hole up John!

by Dfrenchpirate December 04, 2015

shit wasted

Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind. Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.

Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home! Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted. Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night. Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.

by Dfrenchpirate December 04, 2015