A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term of endearment derived from the word hipster, much like the word 'nigga,' only usually used in reference to white people.
Wussup my hipsta?
babysitting some drunk chick to make sure she doesn't leave the bar with some guy, usually done as a favor to her friend/boyfriend.
i was gonna get laid last night, but some asshole was whoresitting.
1. A sausage, usually a bratwurst, wrapped in bacon.
2. The most delicious thing EVER
ah, man. that baconwurst was so fuckin good i gotta take a nap.
a vampire who sparkles in the sun, rather than turning to ash.
Guy 1: dude, did you hear about that movie twilight?
Guy 2: no, what's it about?
Guy 1: a buncha vampires who play baseball and sparkle in the sun.
Guy 2: fuckin cumpires.