Country Dictionary

A substance that shines in any light and are in many different colors

The shirt has so much sparkles its blinding me, AHHHHHH.
Sparkles can also be queek queek(Gay)

a guy who spends way too much time in strip clubs and, as a result, is always covered in glitter

austin sparkles

Something fairies throw at you so you get blinded and your suddenly pushed over and tied down to a tree and raped by all the animals in the forest.

man watch out I hear there are lots of sparkles cases that go on here

boobs

Your sparkles are nice.

boobies.

Who has bigger sparkles?

Woah, Jim Bob has big man sparkles!

A fluffy white devil cat who spends her time frolicking through the allyways, eating baby bunnies, gathering poop snarls, and winking at passer by's from her under-the-bed lare. she also tries to kill baby walter in his sleep

ie. one whose owners are constantly plotting her downfall and plan to make her dead carcass into a buildabear one day

usage:
Sparkles just winked at me!

or- Sparkles has poop snarls! Why do you not want to help her! She doesnt have aposable thumbs! She can't make it on her own!

or- Guess what? The neighborhood park board just released a new law that states that pets who stay outside the home after 2 a.m. will be brought to the pound! Do you know what this means?? Sparkles is an allycat!!! She's as good as dead!

adj. Useful and cool at the same time.
excl. Used to express approval or extreme thanks.

That movie Blood Diamond was totally sparkles: it taught people about the evils of the diamond industry /and/ had Leo Decaprio.
You got me the newest issue of Ghost Rider? Sparkles, man!