Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

ass disaster

a term best used to describe having projectile diarea in your pants

I hears that guy ricky woke up to an ass disaster the other day

by dickballs March 18, 2007

downy face

A person that looks like they have down syndrome in the face but really doesn't

I know this guy named Pete that has a real downy face

by dickballs March 18, 2007

colon jousting

To insert a penis into a rectum

Frank caught pete and ricky colon jousting in the bathroom yesterday

by Dickballs December 07, 2008