A fork of Rural Dictionary
The absolute sexiest mother fucker you’ll ever meet was born on this day - you HAVE to do what they want for their whole bday week OR ELSE ...
Also give them the dick
February 16th: someone’s bday
Person: hey honey you know what week it is
Person 2: no what is it?
Person: it’s my birthday bitch
Person 2:when do you want your duck then?