A fork of Rural Dictionary
The essence of awesome. Cool but not freezing. Unattainable unless you carry a satchel.
"Her Philiness is just radient" "Wow I will never have that much Philiness"
A person beyond comparison. One so awesome as to instantly make all others jealous. While make others so envious so they will give up. A Philine usually carries a satchel or other bag.
Two girls at a party. "Did you see that girl who just walked in?" "Yeah! What a Philine!" "She is such a Philine. Just look at her." "I know. We don't stand a chance anymore." "Let's leave."
1. So cool that it is blinding. 2. The act of carrying a satchel. 3. Something totally freaking awesome.
"Ow, her Philineness is blinding! I can't see!" "Did you see her satchel?" "Yeah, complete, utter Philineness." "Do you like soccer?" "Of course! It is total Philineness."