Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

64

The maximum number of stone blocks to a stack in someone's Minecraft inventory, also same for wood blocks and dirt blocks and every other block. It is somewhat of a mystery why the game makers did not set the limit to 99.

What am I wasting away my life pointlessly for? I'm like Steve mining blocks of stone in meaningless stacks of 64.

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

Giraffe

An large African mammal that can wear up to at very least one thousand necklaces

Bruh do you see that speckled long-necked camel-leopard chimera? Dude that's a giraffe. You can tell by how many necklaces it could wear

by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019

Barfing

The anticipation is excillirating. Every muscle in your body, every nerve in the entire nervous system: all are under extreme and involuntary exertion. Your skeletal muscles of the lower extremities lock up, you begin hyperventilating, your heart rate and blood pressure spike, the diaphragm plunges deep within your abdomen, and your trunk contracts, compressing the contents of your bowls. It all comes out, everything, the nausea with it. Endorphins flood your bloodstream, and from regurgitation you experience one of the best feelings ever. The instant feeling of relief of vomiting is extremely euphoric. You love it.

I'm going drink 7 beers so I can go barfing. I love barfing

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

Porked

When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife

Billy got porked last night at the Halloween party. Poor kid

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

Area 51 raid

A raid that took place on Sept. 20, 2019 by half a million strangers to see them aliens because "they can't stop all of us". It lead to the Great Area 51 Massacre.

Though many were convicted and imprisoned by the CIA, veterans of the Area 51 raid were venerated and esteemed amongst their fellow redditers.

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

Burned

Like without an oven mitt

Oooo you just got burned!

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

Swimmingly

When a girl is having such a good time or day because she stuck a fish up her vagina earlier that morning and it's swimming inside her making her continuously orgasm

After I snuck out a fish from that tank my day has gone swimmingly!

by DidacticDolphin July 10, 2019