Country Dictionary

The act of wiping shit on the wall

Man my finger broke through the toilet paper and I did (butthole fingerpainting) on the wall to get the shit off my fingers

Dried up poop particulates on butt hairs.. I.E butt crust, poopy hair

Mike went to the bathroom, didn't wipe all the way and got crusty poop butt.

Loud ass fart, where your ass speaks a word as you fart

B'gaggit is a earth shattering fart, on top of that your ass speaks to you "b'gaggit". Damn girl that was a loud fart... Did I hear your ass say b'gaggit?

The act of putting something where it doesn't belong.

I like Pudding my junk where it doesn't belong.

The act of force farting and a turd pokes out.

Rocky had a butt smoothie this morning and almost changed his underwear.

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity

My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)

The act of getting Shit stains in the underwear from a lack of wiping the butt.

Man.. I did my laundry and I had to bleach my underwear due to choo choo marks