Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

kelly

Slang term for ketamine

let's snort some kelly.

by Disgruntled Winnipeger October 31, 2007

Loser

Apparently it's anyone who doesn't spend all his time and money at the bar every night, someone who doesn't feel the need to get laid every five seconds, anyone who doesn't make a million dollars a day, someone who's at home for more than two hours a day, anyone over the age of 12 who still lives at home with his parents, and anyone who's ever touched a computer or videogame.

What do you mean you're not going out tonight? You must be some loser without a life

by Disgruntled Winnipeger July 25, 2005

murf

1. (noun) A person who is with less desirable traits, inferior intelligence, etc 2. (verb) the act of eating babies or fetuses

1. Joe is such a murf 2. I heard John got caught murfing behind the abortion clinic again.

by Disgruntled Winnipeger January 01, 2008

Murf

Someone who is a stupid, annoying bastard and total waste of skin right down to their deepest roots

Justin Trudeau is such a murf. I can't believe we elected him Prime Minister

by Disgruntled Winnipeger February 28, 2018

Ourworld

An online "virtual world" that's notorious for accounts being hacked, where users constantly bug others to gift them in-game items (which cost real life money), where users with a "resident's account" (paid subscription) will cut down casual and new users, forgetting that spending more time with a pointless virtual world doesn't make you a better person. Then there's the people who are as old as teens and young adults asking others to roleplay as their kids or parents. Yes you read that right. Teens and young adults playing house in the internet. However, when you get past all that, Ourworld does have quite a selection of simple flash arcade and puzzle games (much like newgrounds and gametop), and the fully customizable avatar-based interface is quite awesome.

I'm bored, I'm going to play on ourworld for a bit. Resident: Fuckin N00B Me: Buddy, get a life. It's just a pointless game

by Disgruntled Winnipeger November 06, 2011

mallcore

music, clothing trends etc (and the people who follow them) that are pre-manufactured heavily commercialized by big businesses

that kid with the slipknot t-shirt is mallcore

by Disgruntled Winnipeger March 14, 2005

Ozzy's

A bar in the Osborne Village of winnipeg which hosts various metal concerts that are attended by drunken asshole jocks and of-age scene kids, Readymix (now big dancing/tiny dancing) which attracts annoying abercrombie-wearing yuppies, and the Black & Blue ball, a BDSM event where fags, old perverts and fat ugly people dress up in lingerie and bondage gear and get tied up and flogged in front of each other. Also notorious for power tripping, dickheaded bouncers and ridiculously high prices for a lousy bottle of domestic beer.

Person 1: Wanna go to Ozzys for some beer? Person 2: Fuck Ozzy's. The Albert is way better.

by Disgruntled Winnipeger November 06, 2011