A fork of Rural Dictionary
me and my friend named a stray dog murf
me: murf is cute. also me: mom, can we keep him? mom: no. also also me: bitch
A response to an intentionally funny comment or action that in reality is extremely stupid and recieves no laughs.
Smitty: Why did the chicken cross the road? Adam: i don't know smitty, why? Smitty: to get to the other side! Adam: .... MURF!!!!
A strong, thick guy with big muscles. To be buff.
Ho that weightlifter is super murf.
murf
this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.
ho look at dat murf fuka
To vomit
BRO, I THINK I'M GONNA MURF!
the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong
Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"