Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

pretzel

Would-be assassin of George W. Bush.

Unfortunately, the pretzel in question failed in his attempt.

by Disillusioned Hippie January 15, 2006

hawt

How annoying 13-year old teenyboppers spell 'hot'

omg, lyk, josh is so hawt!

by Disillusioned Hippie October 01, 2005

Christianity

see cult. That's all you need to know.

Christianity is a cult.

by Disillusioned Hippie September 26, 2005

root beer

The best damn soda in the world!

Henry Weinhard's by favorite bottled root beer, A&W's my favorite canned root beer.

by Disillusioned Hippie September 18, 2005

beaner

A lazy Mexican immigrant.

Wow, look at that beaner, just scratching his nutsack.

by Disillusioned Hippie September 24, 2005

Hinduism

see cult. That's all you need to know.

Hinduism is a cult. I'm just writing this to fill space.

by Disillusioned Hippie September 26, 2005