Country Dictionary

sm stands for silly-midget. only really silly, silly, silly, midgets deserve this name. it's a real honor of the sm's.

go away, you fucking sm, or i'm calling a dwarf to beat you up.

fat man's chest is the remake of the movie: pirates of the carribean: dead man's chest. only this isn't a dead man, but a fat man.

did you allready watched fat man's chest?

Snarf is a little animal. It is also an dessert with cake.

"Did you already put the snarf in the cake dessert?"

mnarf is a burrito that is eaten in holland. an mnarf is mnoke and snarf put together, and put some monkeycheeks on it.

i ate yesterday some mnarf buritto, it was fucking awesome!!

a crack monkey is a monkey who is addicted to crack. he also loves to eat bananas and pie and lamb.

Look at that little crack monkey over there! he's eating lamb!

urban dictionary is for faggots and it is an stupid gaysite. so don't be pathetic stupid editors, and turn your pc off, and go masturbate yourself or your monkey.

please, press publish, because it isn't funny, and urban dictionary is for faggots.

larp is for pathetic people who likes to dress up like stupid dwarfs and orcs.

larp is pathetic and gay!