Country Dictionary

Someone who steals a word created by others.

A wordbum is someone who takes credit for a word already created and makes it their own

Ignorant on a Nationwide scale

You are ignacious as hell

Like its counterpart, Carl is meant to represent the stereotypical name associated with rude, obnoxious and insufferable middle aged white men.

Carl thinks that the world is supposed to revolve around how he feels. His entitled attitude will leave you beyond speechless. They are usually older white men who might drive a minivan and makes up for his loss of testosterone by taking his anger out on random people.

Someone or a group of people intended on taking any valuable and movable objects from someone’s property. ie porch

Mon did you hear about the porch poachers in the neighborhood, hide your valuables

Laughing my nuts off

I can't believe he thought she was interested lmno

A Raffle-Buddy is someone that is only down for the good times when you're on top

Don't mess with Todd I heard he's a Raffle-Buddy

One who’s dedicated to the life of a couch potato

Dave don’t bother trying to get her out of the house, she’s a real couch potatriot! She won’t budge from that couch.