A fork of Rural Dictionary
Playing Words with Friends while taking a dump. A dangerous activity, since your phone can fall into the toilet and drown.
Person A: Hey, what happened to your old phone? Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day. Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
A governor from a flyover state who thinks he's a big deal but isn't. Bonus points if you're a right wing DB.
Mike Pence, what a flyovernor.
The cadre of moms who micromanage the activities of a group of kids in a particular neighborhood, classroom, or sports team. Cross them at your peril.
I forgot to bring hot dogs to the team picnic, and the mom mafia ripped me a new one.
An annoying and meaningless but for some unknown reason widely used expression in sports journalism and commentary. A likely corruption of the much more sensible 'get on track', referring to an athlete or team playing better after a period of subpar performance.
Joe Theismann: 'On the other side of the ball, who would have thought we'd be wondering when the Colts' struggling offense will get untracked?' Reader: 'WTF does that even mean, Joe?'
What one says to oneself or to a companion upon seeing something perpetrated by another that is disturbing, distressing, or just plain nasty.
Person A: Oh my god ... Person B: Dude, what is it? Person A: There's a 300-pound girl in Daisy Dukes and a halter top across the street. Person B: That's just wrong.
Work that needs to be done on a dissertation, keeping the writer from doing something else much more enjoyable.
Person A: Hey man, you up for the game and a few beers? Person B: Sorry, can't do it, got dissertashit I need to do. Person A: Sucks, too bad.