Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Oxenden Fish Lips

Before a girl goes down on you, she blind fold you. When she has had enough, without telling you, she seamlessly switches her lips for the lips of a freshly caught lake trout and uses that to finish you off so that you ejaculate in the fish's mouth. Then she unties the blindfold to show you where the real pleasure came from.

The Oxenden fish lips isn't for everyone but my friend is a fisherman and he loved it.

by Dodgy J-Money 2 February 15, 2018

Toronto Tight Taco

This is the sexual act of a man eating a habanero pepper, going down on his sheila and allowing the spiciness of the pepper that he ate to bring her to a new level so that she squeezes his head between her thighs, thus creating a Toronto tight taco.

Last night, Scotty gave that girl at the bar the hottest Toronto tight taco of her life.

by Dodgy J-Money 2 February 15, 2018