Country Dictionary

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Painful Martini

To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.

Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.

by Doent August 25, 2018

Putrid Hippo

To fart a stinker and let it collect inside a Thirsty Hippo. The Thirsty Hippo will then absorb the moisture from the fart.

I still remember the day when Carl gave Jennifer a putrid hippo for Christmas.

by Doent August 25, 2018

fantastically bad

When its so bad it sets a new level of horrible

friend #1: Yo James got a 0/100 for his recent test.
friend #2: Wow that's fantastically bad.

by Doent September 08, 2018

pull a JoJo

To pose overdramatically consciously/ unconsciously

Friend #1: *pulls a JoJo*
Friend #2: Did you just pull a JoJo on me?
Friend #1: Wait did I?

by Doent August 23, 2018