A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your fingers are too messy to be touching a touch-screen interface. Or vice versa.
I was eating some really greasy pizza in my car the other day while watching Push Process on my iPod Touch and I had to use my iKnuckles to rewind it to watch it again.
A sex act that involves 2 males and a female.
The female receives one of the males from the rear, doggy style, while she orally pleasures the second male. The two men then begin to eat a prepared meal using the females back as a table top.
Dave and I were both hungry and horny so we decided to have Tammy over for a table for two.
When someone is driving their automatic transmission automobile and slightly jiggling the shifter while humming coinciding shifting noises to give the appearance of operating an automobile with a manual transmission.
"It sure is tough trying to...
*Vruuum*chik-chek-*Vurmmm*
... change CD's while trying to drive a pretendual transmission."
Acronym for "You don't even know."
That girl at Wal-Mart was so hot man..ydek....YDEK!
Where traffic has pilled up and has slowed down due to one police office driving the speed limit at the head of the pack.
Sorry I was late. There was a serious cop cork on the parkway.
When you see someone with their glasses off for the first time and they look like a different person.
Ben finally took off his shades and it was a total clark kent. Dude's fine.