Country Dictionary

Fuccboi

Single men who share posts on Facebook that complain about "fuckboys" and are otherwise salty about their lack of ability to get laid.

"Hey man, did you see that post James shared on Facebook about girls always choosing fuckboys over nice guys?"

"Yeah I saw that. James is such a fuccboi"

Vagstache

A mustache located on the vagina, created by shaving the pubes in a fashion that makes it resemble a mustache.

Girl: Hey honey, I'm thinking about growing a vagstache!
Guy: NOPE NOPE NOPE

Fleeb

Fleebing is an act of completely inhaling anything, although mainly food.

Guy 1: That pizza was delicious.
Guy 2: I know, I totally fleebed it!