Country Dictionary

Tickle Me Elmo

The act of ejaculating in an asleep person's hand then tickling their face so they rub the seamen on there own face

That chick was so drunk, once she passed out we gave her the tickle me elmo.

Tickle Me Elmo

The act of ejaculating in an asleep person's hand then tickling their face so they rub the seamen on there own face

That chick was so drunk, once she passed out we gave her the Tickle Me Elmo .

iWaffle

The act of pooping on the keyboard of an open Notebook (or any laptop), then closing the laptop, pressing the feces and giving them a waffle-like texture.

My roommate keeps leaving his alarm on, so I left him an iWaffle before work.