A fork of Rural Dictionary
Used by lonely, horny French beaver trappers in the American frontier to descibe a. a range of large pointy, snowcapped mountains in modern day Wyoming; b. the mountains where the trappers first took a mountain goat to wife;
"Ou la la, Pierre! I am missing my girlfriend so much. Those mountains are like her Grand Tetons!" "Ou la la, Madame Le Goat! Give me some of your Grand Tetons!"
A term used to describe the bounty left by the anus through defication.
"Here I sit, same as ever, took a dump, pulled the lever. The toilet clogged...the water flowed, look out world, it's a motherload."
A condition usually found in older people in which shit and piss on themselfs.
Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself" Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?" Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
When you need to take a crap and you let out a fart that smells exactly like crap.
ooh. That one smells, it's a turd honking for the right of way.
Informal for (y)oung (U)rban (P)rofessional, or Yup. turned into yuppie in the 1980's. A term used to describe someone who is young, possibly just out of college, and who has a high-paying job and an affluent lifestyle. Can now be used to describe any rich person who is not modest about their financial status. Yuppiedom (yuppie-dum)is a term used to describe an involvement in being a yuppie.
Yuppie-I'm going to go drive my ferrari to the seafood place for a $500 lobster. Average person-I'm gonna fuck your wife, take your time with the lobster.