A fork of Rural Dictionary
the act of commiting a sacred and personal bond between a wish and the wisher
im not telling dee what im wishing
An app where everybody thinks there receiving items like Gucci and AirPods and other crap they don’t really need! Then when it comes in the mail, they just realized they got scammed by a bunch of idiots! Don’t use wish because wish is sheit
911 what’s your emergency? Yeah I have a guy who just pulled a wish on me! Honey, Disney isn’t real! That’s not what I’m talking about! Uggg Ends call
When a person wants something but is not prepared to put in any effort to obtain it. Often the secondary gain of *not* fulfilling the wish outweighs the benefits of the wish-come-true. And so the "wishing" is merely a way to divert attention from the ulterior motive
Duncan: I wish I had some money Jim: Fill in your disability forms and the government will give you some for free Duncan: No. I hate filling in forms Jim: No worries, I'll do it for you Duncan: No thanks. (Because as long as I have no cash, my girlfriend will commit to me by buying my drugs with her inheritance money)
Wishing is something i do day by day. He wrote a definition for my last name once in here, just returning the favor. Yours truely, still waiting.
Wish for him everyday since he's been gone.