A fork of Rural Dictionary
Lodovico is an Italian boy's name and is often shortened as “Ico” (E-ko). Lodovicos are usually tall Italian looking people who know their way around a kitchen. They could cook the greatest Italian food you’ve ever eaten. Lodovicos tend to go after his friend’s ex-girlfriends just for fun. A Lodovico is usually very reserved when it comes to his dating life. Any Lodovico you meet will surely be a huge soccer fan too. One thing about a Lodovico is they’ll always be very shy to speak Italian in public even though they are fluent. A Lodovico will always have an Italian middle name (like Pietro or something like that).
Parker: Yo, who's that kid jizzing on the lockers? Aidan: Must be Lodovico
En exclamation used to express discomfort and shock
*two teachers making out in the hallway Aden: Gönke!! *runs away
An English football team in the Premier League whose primary color is blue. Founded in 1905, Chelsea won their first league title in 1955, and their first Premier League title in 2005. Chelsea is based in West London, specifically Fulham Road which is where their stadium, Stamford Bridge, is located. Chelsea's greatest match in history was on May 19, 2012, when they came from behind to beat Bayern Munich on penalties in Munich, Germany to win the 2012 UEFA Champions League. Their all-time leading goal-scorer is Frank Lampard with 211 goals. Chelsea fans tend to be very cocky (as all big six Premier League fans are), but are still very loyal. Many people would say their biggest rival is Tottenham Hotspur. Others would say Arsenal. They are the fifth English team to hoist the Champions League trophy and the first from London.
Ico: Why do you guys always wear that shirt? Aidan: Because We're huge Chelsea FC fans Parker: Up the Chels
The feeling of sudden nervousness while watching a soccer/football match and the clock hits 90 minutes. You feel this type of way because your team either needs to score a goal or needs to keep one out. This happens in the stoppage time added to the end of the game. This is quite possibly the most stressed a human can possibly be.
Parker: You okay? You're shaking. Aidan: No. We're losing to West Brom and we need a goal. Parker: Ah, you have the stoppage time shivers
When two men accidentally touch dicks in a non-sexual way.
Steve: *tries to squeeze through the crowd Al: *walks towards Steve Steve and Al: *touch dicks on their way through Steve: Ah, shit. We just went tip-to-tip