A fork of Rural Dictionary
To Darth Maul someone, is to have sex whilst clenching a red dildo in your ass, effectively you can have sex with two people. Now you may think that only men can achieve the Darth Maul, this is not true, a woman can get the same effect using a strap on and dildo.
Tom: Hey Ed, you want to go Darth Maul. Ed: Whats that? ...A few moments later... Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea. Tom: Can i be Obi-wan? Ed: No.
1. A funky elephant 2. A fat man or woman who listens to funk and thinks they are "funky" This is not to be confused with a phunkephant, spelt with a "ph"
Tom: Hey Ed, when you wear that shirt it makes you look kind of like a funkephant. Ed: Thats why i wear it. Tom: Kiss me. Ed: No