A fork of Rural Dictionary
1: Acronym standing for the Marine Corps 14 leadership traits: Judgement, Justice, Decisiveness, Initiative, Dependability, Tact, Integrity, Endurance, Bearing, Unselfishness, Courage, Knowledge, Loyalty, Enthusiasm. 2. Word/phrase used to inform someone they're fucking something up or OFP, usually having to do with the 14 leadership traits.
Marine1: Abe we could really use your help in this working party. I know one of the boots came up and told you Marine2: Gimme 10 minutes. There's like 20 zombies in this room Marine1: Come on man, Jjdidtiebuckle or some shit? Dependability? Unselfishness? Any of that ring a bell? Marine2: Whatever "JJ" is a fucking idiot anyway.... Who ties a buckle? You buckle a buckle -Terminallance.com
masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone. Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.
roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while. deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home. roomate: gross
Short for "motivational run"; Refers to a formation run where cadence is called out to keep everyone running in unison. Generally scheduled before a long weekend to show esprit de corps.
There'll be a battalion moto-run Friday at zero-five, so make sure you bring your glow strap and Green on Green.
To be extremely upset about something; to have a paroxysm of anger, fear, or pain; a shit-fit.
When she came home to find him fornicating with her prize azalea bushes, she just about had a kitten.