A fork of Rural Dictionary
An annoying fuck who loves Christmas and pretends like it's Christmas all year round.
Jake: let's watch a movie
Betty: what about Christmas vacation
Jake: it's march you dumb bitch
Betty: well then explain why the Christmas tree is up
Jake: maybe it's just because you're a Christmas whore.
Someone who becomes your girlfriend/ boyfriend for 2 minutes before dumping you.
Edward is such a 2 minute trial
1.) A very depressing donut.
2.) A sad person who fails a lot
Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure
Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.
Someone who's obsessed with shooting/bombing things and or people. They can also be nicknamed Ms/Mr Pew Pew 💥
Example 1
Thomas: Have you watched Heathers
Lola: yeah my favorite character is the Pew Pew person
Example 2
Jake: Julia has been listening to pumped up kicks and talking about bombs all week...
Sam: Julia?.... You mean Ms Pew Pew?
A cool new slur for emo people because they weep and they're weirdos!
Ellie: are you seriously listening to fallout boy again
Emma: yes
Ellie: you fucking weepo
Someone who's very very sassy.
Gerard: Move peasants I am the sass master and I'll get the whole black parade to run you the fuck over!