Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Alcohol

A toxin typically derived from the fermentation of sugars in various fruits or vegetables. This is then distilled and utilized in a variety of ways in order to render a shitty day forgotten, make unattractive women appear more appealing and ultimately dull the pain of your disappointing life.

Chap 1: My old friend I have had the foulest of days. Chap 2: Perchance we shall consume our alcohol. Chap 1: Quite!

by Doomy_McDoomdoom August 06, 2008

Pamela Anderson

An average woman before her breasts were weaponized. Became the well-known sperm depository of Tommy Lee.

Guy: Have you seen Barb Wire with Pamela Anderson? Guy 2: What? Guy: Action movie with the jubilees... Guy 2: Hell yeah!

by Doomy_McDoomdoom August 06, 2008