A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. another name for a lampost 2. a tall and lanky figure 3. a fireman
1. look at the baldip its very dim! 2. that must be the tallest baldip ever! 3. lol that baldip saved that cats life!
when a man shoots sperm into a womans pussy hole from a further distance then having sex, the man then leaves for the sperm to be absorbed by the pussy
Jane: wow last night Rick gave me something better than sex Katie: really what happened Jane: he wanted to shoot the hole so i let him and it was the best
Playing hide and seek - naked version. Whoever you find you have to fuck.
Joe: Let's play hide and fuck. Amy: Ok sure Joe: Ready or not I'm coming Amy: Me too!
A person who takes control of an elevator (lift) by pressing every button OUTSIDE the lift by running down/up the stairs. The person watches a crowd go down/up the elevator, the person then runs down/up the stairs and presses the down/up button so that the elevator stops on that floor when no one is waiting to get on. The liftjacker keeps repeating until he/she reaches the top or bottom floor or until he gets caught where he runs out of sight for his next "act of terror". This causes huge outbursts of anger and annoyance.
Jack: I'm late for work thanks to that liftjacker!!
When you are halfway taking a shower when the water goes cold/hot or stops suddenly, either by somone playing a joke or just naturally.
Mom: Mike what happened to the water! Mike: Not my fault, it was a showercut
The worlds largest department store or shopping mall in the USA which was founded in NY around 50 years ago It's favoured by young teens and women, especially from the SFV Other hardcore shoppers in the US love it,and people dont usually shop alone there because they like to bring friends, families, etc.. for a shopping spree they can never forget It is found like in every state in the US and it's fuckin huge!!!! You can get carried away, but its expensive and i mean really expensive. Here are some of the stuff you can find at Macy's: Clothing Footwear Bedding Furniture Jewelry Beauty Products Reasons why i hate Macy's so much - The girls at my school keep asking me to go and help them choose a fucking hat for a fucking night out at some geeks party (and im a boy myself, how the hell am i supposed to know) - It's mega expensive there - Its too busy - When you first enter you think it has everything but when you cant find what you want... Macy's on the other hand can be handy sometimes... - If you shop there once you dont need to go buying stuff apart from food for the rest of your life - Its an experience for like one time only - You can get a $500 Macy's shopping card in the internet for like free, but u gotta put cash in it first.
1)Macy's is so fucking popular 2) Sarah: so hey like want to come shopping tomorrow? Samantha: yeah sure where are we going? Sarah: Macy's!!!! Samantha: like oh my god im like gonna tell all my friends and its gonna be like totally amazing!!!!!!!!!!!! Sarah: please don't... 3) Bill: shit i spent like $15000 in Macy's and i could get them cheaper at Walmart 4) Tina: like oh my god the clothes section, Macy's is the best!!
A massive cruise ship belonging to the company Costa, which is also a coffee company. It is an Italian company that has around 25 ships and counting and each can hold on average around 2000 passengers and around 800+ crew. It goes everywhere around the world and is very popular for tourists who need a break. The crew are very multicultural and range from Europeans to Asians and South Americans, most of them are very beautiful but sadly most are taken. The cruises are very big and has many different facilities on board. This cruise is not the best in the world but is currently competing with other top class cruises including: Holland America Lines, Eurodam, Carnival and Cunard. It is a very expensive company to travel with and you can soon see your money drain very fast if you were to book a holiday/vacation with them. You would see many Italians on board since it is a Italian company. Cabins are relatively small and there is not enough room to have sexual intercourse with your partner or a hooker you found during your travels. Drinks are very expensive and are a rip off, there are stalkers who like to take your photo and sell them to you for over $30 per picture but hate it when you take their picture. Overall Costa Cruises is a very nice cruise company and the ships they have are amazing with friendly crew and they have shows which are performed every night and can be very entertaining.
Going on a Costa Cruise is a once in a life time experience.