Country Dictionary

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fireman

Cartman's official way of saying penis, cause if doesn't call it a fireman he gets a spanking from his slut mom. So its a better way to call a penis and your parents won't know. And you won't get a spanking

Cartman: Yes the fireman is very magical, if you rub his helmet he spits in your eye.

by Kenny Lover, don't die October 18, 2007

fireman

the weed man who sells fire weed

Don't tell no one'bout the fireman, he sells the best shit around here.

by Kanaan November 09, 2005

fireman

A couple lights the females pubes on fire, and then in a combined effort, they have to fuck hard enough to put out the flames. Time is of the essence as burning of both parties is a risk. Redefining fire crotch

When a pyro decides that he needs more fun in his love life. After the orgasm, and you need a second adrenalin rush, where else is there to turn? He then performs the fireman to give him the extra burst to truly satisfy.

by ze fireman July 19, 2009

fireman

a slang term for penis

Look at the size of that transexual's fireman!

by NinjaPirate March 23, 2003

fireman

The act of flatulating under the bedsheets such that when another person lifts the sheets to come into the bed with you they are assailed by the unpleasant odor. This term derives fom the event known as a backdraft, where a firefighter may unwittingly ignite a smoltering fire by opening a door or window and exposing it to oxygen.

My wife got really upset when I pulled a fireman last night.

by Abrasax April 20, 2005

fireman

The god of the Universe. Ruler of all People. Invincible

by doggs62 April 11, 2003

fireman

A grappling move in folkstyle wrestling.

A grappling move in folkstyle wrestling. You do a shoot to opponent's legs, while having your arm under or grabbing opponent's arm. Then proceed to lift said oppenent to the shoulders, thus looking like a fireman carrying a person to safety from the fire. Instead of safety, you slam the oppenent on the floor to submission.

by rasslerr November 29, 2004