Country Dictionary

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The downshift

Whenever you’re in the doggystyle position, lock her arms behind her back with you’re right arm, and with you’re left, yank her hair back and to the side like you’re downshifting a car. Once this is finished, fuck her faster to symbolize the RPM rising. Just hope you don’t blow a head gasket.

You should definitely try the downshift. I tried it and she came instantly

by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

Shitbox

A truck or car that is at least 15 years old and has problems every other day

I drive that blue shitbox over there

by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

Jumpstart

When you’re girlfriend is not in the mood, you can jumpstart her by placing close pins on her nipples and grab your taser and zap her vagina to give her an electric shock like she’s never felt before

My girlfriend was almost asleep as I was really horny then. So I had to jumpstart her to get her into the mood

by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

Piece of shit

A truck newer than 15 years old

Look at that red piece of shit Nissan over there

by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

Squatted truck disease

squatted truck disease is typical for people who have an uneven amount of chromosomes in their system, therefore, they do not think like the rest of us, and mostly live in their own world. Commonly outcasts from society, especially in middle school, they were bullied mainly because of their inability to walk, speak, think, and even communicate In any form. Due to this, they decided to do the unspeakable rebellious act in order to stand out in society that they decide to lift the front of their truck and lower the back. In doing so, suicide rates in a variety of different ages have increased drastically.

I always knew the sped kid would get squatted truck disease

by DozenthPear8905 September 13, 2021