Country Dictionary

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vomitorious

A state of emotion that makes you feel as if you could vomit. Typically occuring in response to the action of another person(s).

The opposite of "glorious"

Man: That was so great! I cant believe he just picked his nose and ate it for a dollar.

Man's wife: You and your friends make me feel so vomitorious. I dont want you hanging out with them anymore.

Man: Well too bad. Your vomitorioius is this man's glorious.

by Dr. Do Little July 31, 2012

textcommunicate

When you let someone know by a text that they are excommunicated and that they should no longer text you or contact you in any way. Such as, "Stop contacting me. I am done with you!"

This is typically followed by blocking their number from calling/texting your phone.

That chic was blowing up my phone with so many accusations I textcommunicated that idiot and blocked her number. I hope I never run into her again.

by Dr. Do Little October 23, 2014

partial evacuation

an incomplete bowel movement, requiring an additional trip or trips back to the restroom to finish emptying one's colon.

I hate when I only have a partial evacuation. Nothing feels better than taking a nice complete dump.

by Dr. Do Little May 05, 2012